1 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:12,650 What are you doing? Hi, Gwendolyn. I'm going down to the basement to hunt for 2 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:14,390 spiders. Why? 3 00:00:14,850 --> 00:00:17,870 You wouldn't understand. It's a guy thing. 4 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:22,290 Gotta jam. 5 00:00:22,550 --> 00:00:27,210 Wait. Did you know this Sunday's Valentine's Day? 6 00:00:28,210 --> 00:00:29,210 So? 7 00:00:30,050 --> 00:00:32,229 So I was wondering... 8 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,200 Would you like to be my valentine? 9 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:39,480 Why? 10 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,480 You wouldn't understand. 11 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:46,240 It's a girl thing. 12 00:01:36,490 --> 00:01:38,150 wants me to think that she's gone. 13 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,800 an evening, kid. 14 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:41,820 Everybody likes you. 15 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:46,300 Then how come I can't get that delicious stew to notice me? 16 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:53,080 Well, don't you worry, Gwendolyn. I will get you and Richie together. 17 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,420 You see, I'm an expert when it comes to a lot more. 18 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:06,660 minx absolutely adores me. 19 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:12,000 But she disguises her undying love for me with what appears to be total 20 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,020 repulsion. It's a classic case of denial. 21 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:52,860 This day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page. And love and 22 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:54,940 tradition of the grand design. 23 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,620 Some people say it's even harder to find. 24 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:05,620 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 25 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:10,480 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. 26 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,720 What a miserable evening. 27 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,000 Calm down, Harriet. 28 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:49,280 You're overreacting. I am not. I don't ever want to go to that restaurant 29 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:52,480 Well, that's just as well, because you'll probably never be allowed to go 30 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,480 in that restaurant again. 31 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:57,280 What? Oh, nothing. Never mind. 32 00:04:57,580 --> 00:05:01,220 Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't nothing. Never mind me, Carl. If you have something to 33 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:02,220 say, just spit it out. 34 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,600 were a little abrasive tonight. 35 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,460 Abrasive? I was not abrasive. 36 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:18,780 Well, yeah. Maybe abrasive is the wrong word. 37 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:21,780 Maybe a better word is loud. 38 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,040 Loud! 39 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,080 Like that. 40 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:33,800 And you got louder every time you made the maitre d' move us to another table. 41 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:39,530 Carl, our first table was right next to the entrance where everybody... waiting 42 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:43,990 to be seated. I do not like 30 people hanging over my shoulder saying, hey, 43 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,550 senora, can you eat a little faster? 44 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:51,450 I understand that. 45 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:55,230 So they picked up all our stuff and moved us. 46 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:57,290 Yeah, right next to the bathrooms. 47 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,830 Ordinarily, I'd like a table next to the water. 48 00:06:02,490 --> 00:06:04,890 But not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank. 49 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:13,070 understand that. So they picked up all our stuff and moved us again. 50 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:16,490 And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker. 51 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:19,610 You know, you were rude to that guy, Harriet. 52 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,130 I simply put out a cigar. 53 00:06:24,030 --> 00:06:25,290 In his soup. 54 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:30,750 Did I embarrass you, Carl? Is that the problem? 55 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:32,470 Yes, Harriet. 56 00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:35,210 To be quite frank, I was embarrassed. 57 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:37,590 And so were all the other customers. 58 00:06:37,990 --> 00:06:38,990 No, they were. 59 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:01,940 It's to another restaurant. 60 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:11,720 Carl, I am not a weak, wimpy woman that's afraid to speak her mind. When 61 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:15,920 unhappy about something, I say so. And it would be nice if you would support me 62 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:20,240 sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin worrying about what other people 63 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:25,320 think. I do not care what other people think. You most certainly do. I do not. 64 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,920 And keep your voice down. The neighbors might hear. 65 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:42,760 You mean this table, or would you like to move to another table? 66 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,640 Hi, guys. 67 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,640 I'm going shopping. I'll see you later. 68 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,620 Oh, would you like me to come along? 69 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:58,759 Oh, no. 70 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,300 You know how I act in public. 71 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:02,660 I wouldn't want to embarrass you. 72 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:07,080 Oh, you're right. 73 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,660 You might get us banned. 74 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:10,130 the market, too. 75 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:16,090 Uh, do I sense some marital discord? 76 00:08:19,410 --> 00:08:23,770 Might I suggest a romantic dinner for two at a cozy little restaurant? 77 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:27,470 I know a wonderful little place where they give you doggy bags in the shape of 78 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:28,470 swans. 79 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,160 I walk here, use my hanky. 80 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,680 You know how Chantel is. 81 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:37,960 First, she wiggled past him. 82 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,020 And then she said... 83 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:16,150 too much of each other. 84 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:21,490 under your nose. 85 00:11:24,090 --> 00:11:25,090 What? 86 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:26,470 Well, sure, baby. 87 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:32,350 In a few hours, you just may say to yourself, hey, Steve is looking kind of 88 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:33,350 hunky. 89 00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:46,450 Only a desperate loser would pursue a woman on the 90 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:47,450 rebound. 91 00:12:07,150 --> 00:12:08,150 That lovely. 92 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:39,760 and get a chocolate surprise. 93 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,440 Surprise! 94 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,720 Sweets for my sweets. 95 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:05,040 At least taste the nutty one in the middle. 96 00:13:10,359 --> 00:13:11,359 No pe - 97 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:51,590 Will you be my Valentine? 98 00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:56,170 Steve, every year you ask me to be your Valentine. 99 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,730 And every year I turn you down. 100 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:01,010 What made you think this year would be different? 101 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:02,670 Oh, I don't know. 102 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:07,270 I just thought that since you and Ted broke up, well, you might be feeling 103 00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:08,109 of lonely. 104 00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:13,010 And since I'm always lonely, well, I thought that maybe we could be each 105 00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:14,010 Valentine. 106 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:19,230 And for a short while, a few bittersweet hours, 107 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:23,910 We could help guide each other through the rocky shoals of human heartache. 108 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,070 Oh, Steve, that's beautiful. 109 00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:30,870 Thanks. Carmen saved that to Miss Piggy in The Muppets Go Hawaiian. 110 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:38,510 Listen, I might agree to be your valentine. 111 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:42,690 But only on one condition. 112 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:44,290 On what thing? 113 00:14:44,370 --> 00:14:46,690 There can't be any lip contact. 114 00:14:54,790 --> 00:15:01,110 negotiator and i take it or leave it i'll take it happy valentine's day steve 115 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,110 happy valentine's day 116 00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:33,510 Richie, why, you cut quite a dashing figure. 117 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:40,030 Why do I have to wear my dress up close? I haven't worn this stuff since Uncle 118 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,410 Louie bought the farm. 119 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,930 I didn't know your Uncle Louie died. 120 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,810 Good evening, Mr. Crawford, and welcome to Shea Winslow. 121 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:23,630 Eddie? Yes, I'm Edward, and I'll be serving you this evening. 122 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,670 What's going on? 123 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:29,450 Would you like something to drink while you wait for your dinner companion? 124 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:30,930 My what? 125 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,460 Let me see if I have one available. 126 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,000 Ah, table one. 127 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,720 You look very pretty tonight, Gwendolyn. 128 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,180 Watch some cartoons. 129 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,060 Whatever you say, dear. 130 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,520 Mrs. Winslow? 131 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,160 Yes, Mr. Winslow? 132 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,220 Would you accept a dozen roses? 133 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:56,850 As an apology for the reprehensible behavior of your foolish husband? 134 00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:59,130 Nope. 135 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:01,590 Oh. 136 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,330 Well, how about if I throw in a two -pound box of chocolates? 137 00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:07,690 Now you're talking. 138 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,730 Honey, you know, I just hate it when we fight. 139 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,270 Me too. 140 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,990 You know what I realized a few moments ago? 141 00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:25,830 That you couldn't sneak a piece of this candy without breaking the seal? 142 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,250 Besides that. 143 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:34,830 No, I realize that I was angry at you for being stubborn and pushy at the 144 00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:38,530 restaurant. And I was angry at you for being wimpy and indecisive. 145 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,170 I know. 146 00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:44,870 But, you know, I guess another word for stubborn is strong -willed. 147 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,510 And another word for pushy is assertive. 148 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:52,490 Sweetheart, one of the main reasons why I fell in love with you is... 149 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,900 Because you're a strong and assertive woman. 150 00:19:57,260 --> 00:20:00,840 I guess other words for wimpy and indecisive could be tolerant and 151 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:01,840 understanding. 152 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,240 Those are the things that I've always loved about you. 153 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,500 Do you remember when we bought this house? 154 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:18,900 You were so strong and assertive that the seller came down ten grand just to 155 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:19,900 you off his back. 156 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:27,460 You know, Carl, maybe the qualities that we admire about each other are also the 157 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,700 qualities that annoy us. 158 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,800 I mean, depending on the circumstance. 159 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,920 You're right. 160 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:40,000 But you know, no matter how angry I get at you, sweetheart, I will always love 161 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,380 you from the very bottom of my heart. 162 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,440 I love you too, Carl. 163 00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:54,740 Hey, Mrs. Winslow. 164 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,700 Will you be my valentine? 165 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,240 I'll take that as a yes.